Why Austin BBQ is like Cloud Architecture

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Low & Slow

I’ve lived in Austin, TX for 6 years now. There is one religion here: BBQ.

Specifically, Brisket. To cook a brisket, you need to keep it at 225°F (107°C) for 12 to 16 hours. You cannot rush it. If you raise the temperature to speed it up, the meat gets tough.

The Connection

This reminded me of migrating a legacy database.

• The Rush: Management wants the migration done in one weekend.
• The High Heat: You write a script to blast data across the wire as fast as possible.
• The result: The production DB crashes under load, data gets corrupted (burnt), and the whole thing is tough to chew.

The Solution: Queue-Based Cooking

Just like a good pitmaster manages the fire flow, a good architect uses a queue (like Kafka or Pub/Sub) to manage the data flow. You process messages at a rate the consumer can handle. “Low and Slow.”

The result? A migration that finishes successfully, and a system that melts in your mouth (figuratively).